Sunday, October 08, 2006

time to be happy...

for the past few weeks or so, i've been negative! no more. it's time to be happy. haha... i think this will last only till friday coz on friday, i'll be sitting for a test which i dun have even a percent of confidence to pass the paper. haha.

Dan n i were talking bout girls just now and we came to a simple conclusion. to get a girl, lets go back home! haha, trust me. it makes sense. our kind of girls are back at hometown waiting for us. lets pick a rose from the hometown garden. those are the ones for us. i watched a movie and the heroin is so beautiful and nice. it gave me confidence that there's a small probabilty such girls exist and if we r nice and patient, we'll get them. and it's worth waiting.... what if there are no roses back at home?? what if?? then lets go back to Aman's place or Boon Eng's place. there will be some roses somewhere!! but i dun think our roses are here. haha...

then what r we gonna do in Singapore. our lives are gonna be boring without girls. At some point in our lives, we, guys, need girls. girls to talk to, girls to play with, girls to tease and joke around. we need them. so what we r gonna do is very simple. we r gonna be friendly around girls. we ain't gonna hurt anyone. just gonna enjoy ourselves and make people around us happy. we gonna admire the girls from far and forget bout them the next second. that's all.

and dudes, dun argue with girls. dun. coz we can never win! guys can never win an arguement with girls coz we have the need to make sense. they don't. so dun argue. just say yes. say yes even before the word comes out from ur girl's mouth. haha.... Chris Rock lines, more to come!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

u forgot something, we need girls to fuck... and make our selves satisfed.

dmpereira said...

Whoeva who wrote the previous comment is obviously one horny SOB who has no respect for the whole race of women .. asshole doesnt deserve one but sumhow im nt sure how life works i bet he had a girl at some point of time but other guys who show respect and nt as ignorant as tht fool dnt seem to score hmmmm..


The flow of life , cnt complain much coz the rwandan refugees have food on their mind and nt gettin a girl . so lets start thinkin of more important things la let the girls just come whn it has too and nt get all depressed when they dont ..

We treat girls like gold nw man , im waitin for the day when im treated the same way it wil b surprising but i wish treasure tht moment for eternity !

Jo said...

who the hell is this jackass... r women machines or what.... need women to fuck. lemme say something. fuck u!

come on... show some respect. ur mother is a women too. how do u show respect to her.... i dunno whether u r joking or not (better be) but please take back ur words.

i feel so sorry for u, my friend. Anyway, all da best to u. read Dan's comment and u'll understand more.... hope u will!